school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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