Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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