Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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