Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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