She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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