Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i believe in u and ur pee
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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