i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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