Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
