So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
