I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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