i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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