UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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