Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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