i jhust puked up my retainher.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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