I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wish i was in the wii world.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Semen is not good for contacts.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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