that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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