you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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