Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It was confusing and full of hummus
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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