apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Can you repeat that, but with context?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
