I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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