i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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