She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
nutella sex= disaster
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Hello my rib-scented angel!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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