yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
