I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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