he puts the penis in happiness.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You are a genius and a whore.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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