I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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