Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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