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Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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