i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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