im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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