Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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