when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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