i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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