I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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