the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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