when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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