M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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