Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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