Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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