real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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