if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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