How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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