He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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