But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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