i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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