I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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