just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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