Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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