So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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