Can i not drive my cunt home
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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