i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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