What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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